Calling upon Swill

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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Mon May 09, 2011 9:16 pm

"Allright then, you do this interview for me and I'll write about you for the paper, so that your fame can grow and get you the attention you need for this campaign. Then you just need to keep running, keep pushing for your ideals, and let fate, or maybe Fox, take care of you in the end."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Mon May 09, 2011 9:21 pm

"So make with the askadee-ask-ask already."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Tue May 10, 2011 5:15 am

Nods with a grin and gets the notebook out.

"Allright, so first off, could you tell me a little about yourself? What should votes know about your past?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Scene » Tue May 10, 2011 10:03 am

The pair feels the binding of a pledge settle down about their shoulders as they agree to the tasks ahead.
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue May 10, 2011 10:37 am

"They should know that I've ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST BIG GOVERNMENT SPENDING, like do-nothing recycling programs, showboating 'paved roadways', and sewage treatment. I say, if you're foolish enough to get a house without a window, you DESERVE to live with your own filth! Bah! Scrimshaw and poppycock!"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Tue May 10, 2011 11:35 am

"So you have strong opinions on government spending. What about other issues such as the environment or regulations of corporate action?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue May 10, 2011 11:47 am

"Well, it is my intent to give the Alaskan Liberation Party what it wants and cast Alaska out of the Union so that they can freely drill their petroleum. Our relationships with small, semi-habitable oil nations have, in the past, been very profitable, and with other nations developing as they are we're going to need to expand the third world a bit if we're to stay afloat."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Tue May 10, 2011 12:02 pm

"What about the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan? Would you bring our troops home or should they expect reinforcements if you are elected?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue May 10, 2011 12:04 pm

"They're all coming back. I imagine I'll need them to occupy Alaska."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Tue May 10, 2011 1:20 pm

"What about private issues like abortion and the war on drugs? Any word for the voters?"
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