Calling upon Swill

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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue May 10, 2011 1:26 pm

"We should turn abortion against drugs, and then Swillco will emerge to dispense with narcotics and stem cells after all the dust settles."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Tue May 10, 2011 2:45 pm

"Turn abortion against drugs? Could you give us a little more detail about how you plan to do this?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue May 10, 2011 2:58 pm

"We turned feminists against animal rights, didn't we? You should probably just leave this one alone."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Tue May 10, 2011 3:13 pm

"People like to vote for someone they can relate to. Where did you grow up?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue May 10, 2011 3:27 pm

"Most of it was in the Duchy of Needles with Cruelle the Blue Pixie. It was a long and horrid durance, up until the damned faerie escaped from me. Ever since that day I was no longer welcome down at the Spritely Hellfire Club, and I ended up having to move back here to this dreadful realm.

"If you ever happen upon a blue-tinted fae, you tell her that she still owes Alabastor Swill two score and twain years!"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Tue May 10, 2011 4:22 pm

Brief face-palm.

"What about before your durance? Where in this dreadful realm did you grow up?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue May 10, 2011 5:43 pm

"Fuh, it was so long ago..."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Tue May 10, 2011 8:41 pm

"In that case how did you come to reside in our town of Bisbee?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue May 10, 2011 11:42 pm

"Arizona is the only state that doesn't practice all that daylight savings nonsense, and I was just so sick of that. You have no idea how many clocks I own, and I think I know how to set roughly half of them."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Wed May 11, 2011 5:45 am

"What experience do you have to your name that might help when running this fine country?"
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