Calling upon Swill

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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Wed May 11, 2011 10:10 am

"Well, one doesn't like to toot one's own horn, but I am a direct descendent of the Tudors. Also, I have won the favor of a certain being of Biblical note... I can't say which one, specifically, for reasons that cannot be elaborated upon."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Wed May 11, 2011 10:19 am

Scribble scribble, note note.

"What's your position on foreign policy?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Wed May 11, 2011 11:19 am

"Foreigners need to work harder on not being so damn foreign."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Wed May 11, 2011 11:46 am

"Every president of this country so far has been a christian. Are you to of the faithful? What religion do you follow?"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Wed May 11, 2011 12:21 pm

"Well, in my younger days, as part of an elaborate scheme to corner the salt industry, me and my faerie associates approached a young vagabond named Joseph Smith with some golden tablets, a pair of magical seeing stones... you know what? It's kind of a long story. Let it suffice that I'm somewhat stuck with the aftermath of my youthful shennanigans."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Milk Waffler » Wed May 11, 2011 1:02 pm

((YESSSZSSSSSS!!! Micah, you're hilarious.))
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Wed May 11, 2011 2:19 pm

With a nod and a smile, "Ok, I think I have what I need. I'll stop back by if I need any more information. Thank you for your time."
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Wed May 11, 2011 2:55 pm

(You're kind)

"Very well! Take this to the voters, and report back to me with their response!"
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Re: Calling upon Swill

Postby Prometheus » Wed May 11, 2011 6:04 pm

Nod.

"I can poll our community within the fortnight."

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