A knock for Swill

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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:26 pm

"So you're disavowing any relationship you had with Donald Trump's wife? Interesting."
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:49 pm

"What have you heard, you vile scoop-jockey?"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:03 pm

She smiles demurely.

"Oh, I'm sure it will all come out in your debate with him. You are planning on taking him up on the offer for both of you to hash it out The O'Reilly Factor, are you not?"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:27 pm

"O'Reilly? That's not a clan I'm familiar with, but I'll face him on any gentlemanly ground that his new-money blood can handle!"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:32 pm

"Wonderful! We're looking forward to seeing you on the show. Is there anything you'd like to say, either to Trump or our viewers, the American people?"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:57 pm

"Yes." Looks directly at the camera and shakes his fist. "SHAME ON YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO DAN QUAYLE!"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:02 pm

"Well! That certainly was emphatic. Thank you very much for your time, and I'm sure we're all looking forward to having you on the show."
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Sticky Fish » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:58 am

((And in a different world the reporter would have been a small kid, the camera man would have been a penguin, and the questions would have much more leading.

SWILL FOR PRESIDENT!))
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