A knock for Swill

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A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:22 am

The door knocks upon the door to Swill's mansion.
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:41 am

Cosmic.

"Worcestershire! There is a bothersome door-visitor! They must be made an example of!

"No... wait! It might be one of those delightful magazined-periodical vendors. Yes, it wouldn't do to risk turning one of those away. Show the creature in!"

Worcestershire opens the door.
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:55 am

The portal opens to reveal an official-looking woman with a microphone, and a man with a camera!

"Sharon Miaki, Fox News. Hi, could we have a moment of Mr. Swill's time?"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:58 am

"What's this? Part of the liberal media? Why, I'll give you what-for myself! Worcestershire, go boil something."
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:10 am

"Ah, Mr. Swill, thank you for agreeing to this interview. Now, reports have said that you've entered the race because you refuse to let your old rival Donald Trump beat you at anything. Care to comment on your relationship with the man?"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:52 am

"That loutish roustabout! That inflated rapscallion with his crazy hippie hair! A pox upon him! He's been uppity ever since he got invited to do Conan before I did! Well, I say here and now, if I had appeared on the Show of Conan the Irishman, that delightful jest-peddler would never have fallen against the shrill-voiced lummox and his showboating chin!"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:29 pm

"I see. And of the allegations that your rivalry started as roommates at the University of Pennsylvania?"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:42 pm

"Bah! He's barely old enough to be my reincarnation! No, what happened was that he resided in the Alabastor Swill Dormit'ry, and I tried to get him removed for being too homely."
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby NPC » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:48 pm

"I see, so he was staying under your roof at the time. And what was your relationship with Melania Knauss?"
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Re: A knock for Swill

Postby Alabastor Swill » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:21 pm

"I am almost positive that you are making that name up to confuse me."
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